Weather forecast 2012
17.11.13
January
Little Snow on higher ground. It’s to warm. Exhausted gases will develop strong smog in small areas of this waste land.
February
Rain falls and some blind people shoot the raindrops but hit the teardrops of playing kids in the child garden of USA. After all the blind shooter says: “Live is just a game!”
March
Flash
Floods in the east of Germany. Hundreds of people will have to be saved on
higher ground.
April
Snow
on hills above 350 m. Heavy machine gun fire from nursery slopes is the result of
a pointless row between two families.
May
Tornados
in the middle of USA bring destruction of wide areas. Fires in California
let the people pick up the bones.
June
A
gently rain will riding rainbows over the green hills with trees of the
black forest in Germany.
July
The
summer starts moderate. Take care by crossing frogs. The moist regions
build the uterus of many amphibians.
August
Pretty
young women in light clothes from the east of Europa hold German men in
temptation. The fragrance
of flowers and cutting gras is overall.
September
Destruction
and stormy hell at the coasts. Hurricane after Hurricane hit the middle of
USA.
More
and more armed men come together in groups to fight the wind. But they loose
the fight and beg for help.
October
Best weather ever at “Oktoberfest” in Munich. 35° C and deep blue sky over the open air event.
November
Horror
scenario in Phoenix. Armed
killer hits more then hundred musicians. His jukebox was defect. He went out
and reached under his jacked for a small Beretta automatic that was his
constant companion1.) to shoot down one after the other. The weather has been
fine.
December
A sudden low-pressure area cools Germany down. Lowest temperature about –20°C from about +25°C within 6 hours. Men died frozen in T-Shirt when he drove back from work on bike.
Autor: Elfete Körbper