Weather 2012
17.11.13
My name is Edward Snodden and I proudly persent you the weather 2012.
I am sorry to say that our earlier prediction was in a wide range wrong. For better forecasts we urgent need new programs on your computers and mobile to look the weather and other details of your live through. Let me say, the USA is your big brother and even it's better to work with your big brother than against. So don't be afraid if we thwart your intimate plans, the reason is caused by higher interests.
The weather in 2012 was mild in January and extrem cold in February. March was dry and April cold again. But in the middle of March we had higher temperatures then ever and the summer came fast.
May, June and July were wet. In September we had more sun then in August. Oktober had something from all and November was dull. December finally closed with snow in all regions.
What else you have to know is, that the szenarios based on our predictions concerning the society are secrets and if somebody will know that I dealt with these connections, I have to finish my work and hurry up to get my plane to china.
Autor: Elfete Körbper